mom life funnies

This weekend was a pretty boring one, B worked Saturday until 3 and we did some grocery shopping and then just hung out at home the rest of the weekend! With his crazy work schedule, I have a feeling this will be  our weekends until we get adjusted!  I was browsing Pinterest and I swear it's my life to a T...I cant help but laugh because it is so true...

Fellow moms....do you feel the same ;) Have a great week!!!!!

Saturday Laughs

I am linking up w Melissa again for Saturday Laughs..Breanna lately has just been cracking me up, you really never know what is going to come out of her mouth...

• I said to Breanna "sing with mommy" she looks at me and goes "no mommy, I sleepy"
  
• We have started talking about the dentist with Breanna and making sure she brushes her teeth. One night she said to Mia(our cat) "where you going? We go to dentist, we go to dentist"
• We were over my parents celebrating birthdays and talking about having more kids and my sister asked Breanna if she wants a brother or sister and she of course said yes! Then goes over to brad and says "daddy I want a sister" 

Saturday Laughs

Linking up w Melissa for Saturday Laughs, come join in/link up or just check out all the super cute/funny laughs

Breanna was playing she came over to me and said "gimme hug gimme kiss" walked away and turned around and said "bye, see you next week"

Anytime we watch a princess movie and the character is crying Breanna throws herself on the floor and pretends to cry (so dramatic)

Breanna came running into the living room laid her tinker-bell on the floor grabbed the wipes & a diaper & said "ok let's change your bum" 

Any time she gets hurt, she will make sure you know and ask you 1748320472 times to `kiss make better` even if there is nothing there

Saturday Laughs

Wow, I feel like this week just flew by! Cant believe its Saturday already!! Tonight Brad and I are going out on a date and I am excited because its been almost a year since just the 2 of us have been out! I know I know thats too long but we don't have family right down the street so its not easy to always get someone to watch Breanna. Tomorrow we will probably just relax maybe blow up Breannas pool she got for her birthday! So she can play in that this week is going to be a hot one! Linking up w. Melissa for another Saturday laughs...come join in!

• We were watching beauty & beast and Breanna grabbed my arm and started patting it with her bear the grabbed my face and said "thank you saving me" if you're not familiar w the movie, she was referencing the part where Belle cleans Beasts arm after she ran away and he saved her! 
• When Breanna does her flashcards and she gets one right she yells "high five" 
• Breanna got hair in her eye and she was itching it and said "ow mommy" I asked her if she has something in her eye, she said "yea a ladybug" ok then!

Saturday Laughs

Well here we are another weekend!!! We dont have too much planned which is fine w. me I just enjoy having Brad home all weekend now since he works 2 jobs we try and enjoy weekends as much as we can now!! 

So lets get to Saturday Laughs...Come link up w. Melissa or just come check them out!!

• Breanna was coloring or so I thought! I looked over and she was using the crayon as "lipstick" thankfully it didn't get on  her lips 
• Anytime Molly is just laying around Breanna gets in her face and keeps asking her "Molly whas wrong" "you ok Mol"  
• My brother and sister in law got Breanna a rocking horse for Christmas. Well she named it minimus (one sign we watch TOO MUCH Sofia) & any time she gets on it she always says "giddy up minimus"

Saturday Laughs

happy Saturday friends, seriously how is it June 1st already and how is my little girl going to be TWO in two weeks! I am in denial!! So lets get to it,  I am linking up again w. Melissa for Saturday Laughs...have any cute or funny things to share come join in!!!

• We were grocery shopping last weekend and Breanna said to Brad...`hey daddy c`mere a sec, I wanna take your picture`
• Anytime you ask Breanna if she is ready for a nap or ready to go to bed, 90% of the time she will say `no yet mommy` w. cries and all- she is not even 2 and already all drama!
• When you are doing something Breanna doesnt want you to do(like dance, clap, sing, etc)....she surely lets you know! She will yell at you and say `sop it, sop it`
• Anytime we get in the car, she yells PINCESS PINCESS PINCESS until we put in the Princess Sofia cd, and girl knows ALL the songs

Saturday Laughs

Well it seems like forever since I linked up w. Melissa and  did a Saturday laugh post. I keep forgetting to write down all the funny stuff Breanna says/does lately! 

•  We have one of those digital thermometers that you use on your forehead well, Breanna has these play measuring spoons and now she likes to take our `hepature` w. them!
• We had to take Breanna back to the pedi for a check-up on her ear infection. She is not a fan of the DR office and usually cries as soon as the DR comes in, well she definitely did and freaked as he checked her ears and after he was done she screamed out as loud as she could ALL DONE! ALL DONE!And then the DR asked her for a hug she did then was his BFF after that and wouldn't stop talking
• Every so often Breanna will yell for Brad and call him Brad, because she hears me calling him that so we correct her and say no its daddy! We were eating breakfast and she said to him ` Brad.....no I mean Daddy` 
• We have hit the stage where she is torturing the animals! The one morning I came into the living room and she was laying ON TOP of Milo

Saturday Laughs...

Another week has come and gone...time to link up w. Melissa over @ Mommy-hood Chronicles for some cute/funny Saturday Top 5

When you ask Breanna what do you do to be quiet she puts her fingers upto her mouth and goes shhhh

we have been using our fireplace and we are trying to teach Breanna about things that are hot not to touch and stay back from it... so when its even off she walks over to it and says hot hot

Breanna LOVES to dance...recently she has started this new dance where she does the pony...I so wish I could get it on video its hilarious I have no idea where she even learned it!

If you are singing a song that is on one of her shows and she doesnt want you to sing it she will walk around hitting things to get you to stop

We have hit the no stage...EVERYthing is no no no no no.. the one day Brad got home from work he asked her for a kiss....and she kept saying noooo, noooo, nooo, no dad, daddy no